Where is Ireland?

Oh yes that is that island of 5 European Regions to the west
of the worlds 7th. largest island, which is split into 11
European regions - the one with that ever so pretty Museum
of Democracy which used to be called a parliament, where
they had something called democracy.

I think I learned in history lessons that they were one of the
last countries in the Continental Empire to grant their
peoples the right to do anything they wanted to as long as
their quaint old system didn't think it damaged other people.
They didn't understand poor souls that the State is paramount
and everything is illegal but the State, with its greater wisdom,
grants by dictat the right to do things that it thinks will help
the State and keep the people pacified.

If the people try to do things the State hasn't permitted them
to, under 'Corpus Juris', which on page 40 in the last sentence
of paragraph 3, has "...in a largely unified European legal
area, a fairer, simpler and more efficient system of repression",
then they can be locked up by 'Europol' for six months and if
the State or a single member of Europol thinks they might
still disagree, or have a will of their own, but the State doesn't
actually want to charge them then they can keep them locked
away for ever by just renewing the order every three months.

Isn't that so much better for the State than the quaint old
ideas they had in the off shore islands that we plundered,
giving all the wealth to the central State so that the Empirate
could reward its dictator committee and their apparachiks.

Now, so that the State runs better under its wonderful laws of
'Corpus Juris', if the State doesn't want to keep someone locked
up all they have to do is charge them with an offence and keep
putting them on trial before a group of apparachiks, called
public prosecutors, until they are found guilty, so much fairer
than the quaint old system the islands used to have 'cos it saves
groups of the people having to think and decide on things they
called juries - the State knew the people couldn't be trusted to
make the right decisions.

Historians are very proud of the way the State acquired the off
shore islands back in the late 20th. Century. They duped the
people into a loose alliance and then slowly reeled them in, like
a fish, Do you know about them, they lived in the sea but the
State decided that they got in the way of harmony and let the
Austrian Region & the Spanish Region and the French Region
take them out of the water around the off shore islands so that
the islanders couldn't make a fuss about whose they were.

Anyway it was clever how the State got them 'cos once they were
associated they were forced to become more and more dependent
on the Empire because the Empire gave them hand outs. The
islanders were really naive, they didn't even twig 'til it was too
late that all the State was doing was giving them back a bit of~
their own money, already stolen from them.

Then the Empire offered bits of the islands extra handouts and
just like prostitutes they rolled over on their backs for the hand
outs, they were really hand backs not handouts. This clever
scheme set the island people squabbling and whilst they were
squabbling the Empire's puppet in the islands, a chap known as
Tiny Blurr, started strutting around in The Balkans doing a
rather shoddy Messaianic impersonation and whilst he was
doing that the State issued lots of binding dictats on the people.

The State even managed to dupe them into thinking that the
dictats were 'democratic', as in those days democracy was still
talked about in the off shore islands. One example of this was
'Corpus Juris' which represses the people so well nowadays and
makes sure the State runs to the States best advantage.

The islanders were fooled into believing that 'CJ' was just a
discussion document and they were naive enough to believe it.
Early in the 21st. Century, for their own good, the Empire seized
some of the ring leaders who wanted to tell the people, the
dissidents still remember Torquil, Drake, Sean, Geoffrey, Mona,
Idris and a few others - what happened to them in the end no one
knows.

Then the State passed a series of motions in the 'dummy'
parliament in the EU and all the islanders there voted for it,
some were tricked, and afterwards claimed they had voted for it
by mistake, but the majority voted for it because they didn't
understand it and one of the Quislings, known as Peagreen, was
their leader and told them it was a good idea.

One notable example was a Glynys Kinnock who was so out of
touch with what was going on that she didn't even realise she
had voted! The islanders had for years voted into the top sales
jobs in the Empire some of the most dishonest and corrupt people
many of them were very stupid and so impressed with how
important they were that they just voted for any measure that
would not interfere with their own fiddles and perks and the
rest they obviously didn't understand.

Tiny Blurr was working for the State and he could control all
of the people below him in his government. He either rewarded
them with more perks, or a bigger staff, or threatened them by
threatening to expose things he knew about them. Tiny Blur
surrounded himself with weak and useless people the more
rapidly to destroy the confidence of the islanders.

The people who were in the rest of his government had no will of
their own they just did as they were told when voting came along
or they would have lost their status and their overblown salaries
and expenses and sunk back to the lower standard of living and
income they had before Tiny Blurr selected them.

The Empire was very clever and with the help of Tiny Blurr and
the his weak and sordid cabinet he bribed a group of useless
but noisy people to become sales reps. for the State, these were
called AMs and were the leaders of each of the regions. Wales,
Scotland and a bit of the western island were the first to be
duped.

A measure of the people who had to be bribed and made members
of these sort of 'parish councils' was Wales. Tiny Blur almost
tripped up there and they had to cheat and lie to create the
devolution, then he made another mistake, but got away with it,
he put his puppet in place to run it and almost lost.

As rewards almost all the people who got the job received a
massive pay rise over what they had ever earned before, one
person was paid £69,000 to be the spokesman on agriculture
and she knew nothing about farming, she hadn't even eaten
meat or fish for 20 years! Another person who was bought off
to keep them quiet was a chap who only a few months earlier
had been caught out on a public common wearing a frock and
giving oral sex to sequential male strangers. He never did
admit to the people of the islands that he had lied repeatedly
to the police and still felt he could act as a sales rep. for the
State.

By the time the people in the islands realised what had been
done to them the silly little assemblies were in place to ensure
each region squabbled with their neighbours and they all
became increasingly dependent on hand backs of the taxes
levied by the State. The Empire at this stage was stealing an
incredible Million Pounds an hour off the islanders to subsidise
the reward system for the apparachicks through 4 - 6 Billion
Pounds of fiddles a year.

Whilst Tiny Blurr was distracting people in the islands with
his adventure in the Balkans the Amsterdam Treaty became
law throughout the islands. Incredibly, which shows what
rubbish Tiny Blurr had recruited, no one in the museum of
democracy in Westminster seemed to realise that there was
still no official translation of The Amsterdam Treaty in the
English language but they all did as they were told by Tiny
Blurr and his henchmen and voted for the destruction of
their ancient Nation.

VERSION ONE:
The rest is history and well known from the annals of the
State. I heard this from my Grandfather who was an old
man in those days, now that history has been dropped from
school curricula and replaced with Citizenship, Corporatism,
Collectivism and Kulture it is hard to get much detail of those
days. It was shortly afterwards that education for the serfs
was dropped as it caused unrest and only the 'elite' and their
apparachiks were taught.

Qualification became important but all forms of 'education'
became irrelevant and illegal with the great sport and media
composites being formed to replace education, as the State
destroyed competitiveness employment began to vanish and
ownership of more than 2 suits of clothing or more than 3
'luxuries' was banned.

The entertainment industry became all important to pacify
the serfs working only 15 hours a week. Incomes for the
sportsmen, gladiators and showbiz of what burgeoned from
the 'Brit Pop' Kulture of nihilism became so high by 2050
that the State capped their incomes taxing totally on
earnings of over 10,000,000 a week. The apparachiks and
entertainers had to live in armed camps and travel with
guards to protect them from the 'serfs' who lived in abject
poverty as in all the previous 'collectives' like the USSR.

VERSION TWO:
Right at the beginning of the 21st. century the people of
Britain woke up from their naive complacency and the
wars of disassociation started, not wars of Nation States
as had occurred before in history but wars of ideology.
The people rose up against their governments with a cry
of 'Enough NO MORE' and the governments turned on the
people to protect their fiddles and unearned inflated
positions.

The Governments and their apparachicks fought most
evilly to hang onto their false status but lynching and
assassination of politicians and their sordid flunkeys
became so common that eventually no one would take
their jobs out of both shame and fear.

It took several years to re-establish the Parliament at
Westminster and restore the Sovereign Independence
of the islands but once this was done the peoples were
content again, with the ancient concepts of justice, their
Rights and Freedoms and no longer governed by the Evil
Union, by dictat from the dictator committee.

Shortly afterwards the Wars of Collapse occurred
throughout Europe as they overthrew the Evil Union
and its apparachiks. For the third time since 1914 the
islanders of Britain led Continental Europe back to
freedom from the Evil Union that the 'elite' had planned,
first under the puppet Kaiser then under their puppet
Hitler in 1939, having sewn the seeds for discontent in
the harshness of the Versailles Treaty that their puppets
had insisted on.

The choice of endings is yours to make.
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